sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: what does the teen boy say after murdering a man haha no homo(cide)
laugh-addict: “if this isn’t on your blog, i’m going to have a problem with you.” “if you don’t reblog this you can unfollow me right now.”
brittapperry: But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you
khajiduh: if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
chaystar: Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
dogs420: i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog
mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know
lardypoison: tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow
actionfighter: no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
lameborghini: how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
thechamberofsecrets: people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
madturbating: today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the shower getting out of the shower
drarna: drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
skankplissken: my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot
narutoe: i love u!!!! it’s my favorite vowel!!!
slydig: lovemenowtill4ever: slydig: who would name their kid zoey 101 Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name why would her room number be zoey
peggyplatypus asked: I'm pretty sure I re-blog everything you do. Thank you for providing so much funny on my dash.