May 2013
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
laugh-addict:
“if this isn’t on your blog, i’m going to have a problem with you.”
“if you don’t reblog this you can unfollow me right now.”
brittapperry:
But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
chaystar:
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
dogs420:
i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
lardypoison:
tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow
actionfighter:
no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
lameborghini:
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
thechamberofsecrets:
people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
drarna:
drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
skankplissken:
my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
narutoe:
i love u!!!! it’s my favorite vowel!!!
slydig:
lovemenowtill4ever:
slydig:
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
peggyplatypus asked: I'm pretty sure I re-blog everything you do. Thank you for providing so much funny on my dash.
